I choose arial font for two reasons;
1) its simple, non-judgmental and boring.
2) because it is nothing like me

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

Part I

It is only when you are called "meddling whore" by someone you used to consider as one of your nearest friend do you realise that; you really are one. Therefore, my probably imaginary reader, I have decided to grow up and keep my mouth shut.

Part II

This, however, does not give anyone permission to brand m a 'slag' based on some common secondary-school rumour. Especially when said person has been invited to house parties i have thrown and never had one word said to hurt them.

Part III

If people want to brand me a 'slag'; let them! Only the petty can call someone such a spiteful, yet not offensive, name when the supposed 'slag' has not even lost her virginity.
Nevertheless, if people would like a 'slag' I will give them one. I will give them the nicest, friendliest, least meddling 'slag' they could ask for.

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