I swear every song sounds depressing when you’re upset.

If god does exist, they are one cruel being. He is like a child on the top of an ant hill burning off each innocent, peaceful insect’s limbs purely for mild entertainment. Once finished a wicked smile will spread across his sickening face and he will begin another cruel torture. The sad thing is, such a being could, unsurprisingly, exist.

It is becoming increasingly difficult to participate in normal relationships. Nowadays people are beginning to feel embarrassed when they see someone they have been texting for weeks in person. And many get bored of normal human conversations with even their closest friends. Just picture what the future will be like..

Most short men are pricks.