On those rare days when it feels like everything is going right you just have to put on your best clothes and dance to a happy tune. Now this may sound cheesy but it is true.....

On thoses days when your friends feel vacant, your love life is as perky as a deflated balloon and your listening to a depressing song on your replay, you should pick up the phone and chat to someone who [ despite everything ] is stuck with you forever, e.g. your family, because unlike everyone else, they have to love you no matter what.

I though having a friend with benefits was a pretty good idea, but over the last couple of months my veiw on that has changed completly. In some cases it might work, but in most it is a constant battle between each individual's ego, pride & self esteem. Especially if the man is a short, jealous, shit.

Men,

Grow up! Stop having affairs & pay more attention to your beautiful wives, girlfriends or lovers. Stop treating women like slaves and, learn to care.

This is not for all men - obviously - but most, some men can be complete dreams but the rest need to wake up and notice that women are not shit. No! We will not hibernate for the month the world cup is on. We do way more for you than you think. You cannot guess how many time you partner many have faked it. So, grow up & stop beliveing your the best because you most certainly are not.

Women,

Why do we have to such bitches? I admit I do enjoy the occasional gossip, however, when that gossip turns into bitching, what is the point? Yes, I admit I am very judgmental but I keep my thoughts to myself. I'm not saying I don't have the odd rant with [ or at ] my sister, because I do. But hating people you don't know or even hating people you do know is a tiny bit childish! For once, ladies, cant we be a bit more like men in the recpect that they sort argument out face to face, because if we all did the world would be a slightly more comfortable place to live in.

Lust - intense sexual desire or appetite.

Lust is something i belive is possible. I [ once again ] have never experienced this but in my opinion lust sounds much more enjoyable. Love leads to heart-break & responsibility when lust will only lead to sex & with that, pleasure.

Sex. Why is everyone wasting so much time on this tiny, unimportant issue in such a world which is already filled with disaster? OK, so again I have no experience in the matter, but I believe it is a pleasure that everyone abuses with their constant worry about relationships and love. What is so unforgivable about pleasure? I will only accept sex to be important when I find myself between the legs of someone I want to have children with. Therefore, I could not care less when I lose my virginity as long as I enjoy it. Why can't everyone else?

Relationship are never simple, but who am I to judge? I have never been in a relationship with someone I was even mildly attracted to. My dating history consists of few childhood romances & a week long thing - which doesn't even deserve a label - with my [ now ] best friend. So, I have no say in relationships. However, what I read about can be used as debate material. Only the other day was I reading a book about an english woman who's boyfriend had cheated on her, causing this woman to flee to New York. She then dates two men. All the book consisted of was her moaning about the perks [ sex ] & downfalls [ everything else ] of dating. So, even after the tiny amount of experience I obtain, I have decided I am happy with the occasional fumble with a close friend & consistent flirting with almost every male I can get my hands on &, to be honest, who wouldn't?

I have never been in love, neither do I plan to. This is purely down to the fact that I do not belive in love. No one can even prove such a thing exists. Even if such a thing did exist than who would be to decide wether you are in - or out - of love? I am most definatley not one to decide.

I choose Arial font for the reasons;

a) its simple, non-judgmental and just plain boring.

b) because it is nothing like me.